You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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