I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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