New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
They have beer where we have blood.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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