i don't like sucking hair
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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