So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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