we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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