Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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