her vagine was all disorganized.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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