What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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