Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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