okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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