I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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