I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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