Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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