i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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