he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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