absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So. Much. Porn.
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