OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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