do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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