You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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