I must be too annoying 4 u.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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