ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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