i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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