Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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