doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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