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I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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