Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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