I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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