Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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