Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
...so i touched it.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.