I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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