Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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