She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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