i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
