But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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