I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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