Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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