Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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