Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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