I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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