Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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