We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
