but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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