I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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