Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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