Those balls look pretty dangerous.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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