When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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