i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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