i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
