when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
accomplished twins. life is a go
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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