is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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