I molested 6 butterflies tonight
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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