Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(315): View more from New York

You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm

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(516): View more from New York

its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

(708): View more from Illinois

WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(561): View more from Florida

I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.

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(442): View more from California

the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck

(847): View more from Illinois

godspeed

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