Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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