I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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