carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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