and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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