I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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