HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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